A hockey/fake date/not-quite-a-virgin very wrong romantic comedy

You know those stories where an adorably misunderstood clumsy girl needs a fake date to a wedding so she asks her brother’s best friend and they accidentally fall in love？

I wish that was the kind of life I lead， but it’s not。

I don’t need a date to a wedding。 I need a date to a funeral。
Clumsy sometimes fits， but then， that’s true for all of us， right？ But adorable？ No。 Misunderstood？ Nope again。 I’m just your average girl， standing in front of a funeral invitation， asking it to be a winning lottery ticket instead。

And I don’t have a brother， or a best friend with a brother available， which means I’m stuck with Tyler Jaeger。

Sure， he’s a professional hockey player who also knows advanced calculus， but let’s say we’re not compatible and leave it at that。 I should know。 I am a matchmaker。

Not a very good one， but that’s beside the point。

I know a mismatch when I see one。

Still， Tyler’s what I’ve got， and I am not going to this funeral solo， so he’s what I’ll take。

After all—what could go wrong at a funeral？

I Pucking Love You is a hilariously wrong romantic comedy about the world’s worst matchmaker， a hockey player with a problem he doesn’t want to talk about， and an awkward date-of-convenience that everyone would prefer to forget。 It comes complete with a cat working his way through his nine lives， all the sexy times， fish and chips， and a swoony happily-ever-after。